Why do you have to leave?
Take me with you! I promise not to make a mess, I promise not to be a bother.
Look! There’s plenty of room in the suitcase. I could lay down and you could just zip me in. I’m sure I could get through customs, and the hotel staff would never even notice me. I’d be that good. Please?The Will has gone back to Michigan for two more weeks. He promised me that this would be the last trip out for a while. No matter how much I begged, he wouldn’t let me come with him.
I guess he can make it up to me and find me a Sock Monkey bed. So many of my blogger friends have sung songs of praise about their own Sock Monkey beds. I hear they are plentiful at Walgreens – a store not found in Canada.
In the meantime I will pout and tell the world just how sad I am without my
second favorite human.