I’ve been all cooped up in the house. It seems like every time I go outside to pee, it’s raining again. Even when the rain stops for a brief while, the grass is all wet and spongy.
This does not make me happy at all.
I’ve got this idea brewing. I’ve been thinking long and hard on this; with all the rain happening in the back yard, I figure the front streets should be dry.
There can’t possibly be enough rain out there to cover my back yard and my neighborhood, right?
Come on mum, let’s grab a leash and go for a walk!